male balls

i think over the past few years, i've slowly come to the realisation that i'm actually a boy trapped in a girl's body.. and this has been confirmed by one-too-many of my male friends...

reasons why i'm really male:
1. i have a substantially large male:female friends ratio.
2. i am not overly sensensitive
3. i am a messy messy person.
4. i don't clean the house when i'm stressed like most normal girls do.
5. i hate it when women whine.
6. i hate it when women gossip.
7. i have the appetite of a male (ok, only sometimes)
8. i get along better with males
9. apparently i think like a male because i'm mentally promiscuous.
10. i check women out with males and most of them are utterly comfortable with me around.
11. i hate girls who can't play sports.
12. i think guys who don't play sports just don't cut it.
13. i love going to the gym and hanging out with sweaty, smelly, atheletic people and i'm totally into team sports.
14. i prefer to go the toilet alone rather than in groups.
15. i hunt alone.

so yes... i conclude.. not a girl, not yet a woman, but a male...

anyhow, my new film buff friend who just shared the joys of watching "before sunrise" with me just dissed my all-time favourite ben stiller comedy - "zoolander"! unbelievable....

meanwhile, i'm on a caffeine high at 1120pm on a thursday night... :/

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to prove i'm not that male yet, i shall post the following few feminine fotos for future fantasies of my midway ball....