'the black haired girl #3'

shiny black panther: okay. this is how it goes.... recently, there has been a yellow monster in the middle of AFland who hordes the little AF factories and prevents manufactured clothes from getting to the needy masses...

lbhg: what kind of clothes does AF have?

shiny black panther whips out a black pda with a luminous lcd screen. pressing a few buttons (with claws, not stylus - no opposable thumbs), he flashes the screen to lbhg.

shiny black panther: this is what we're talking about:

the lbhg stares in awe and esteem. for 5 seconds, she seems lost in her own fantasy world...

regaining her composure, she looks the shiny black panther square in his eyes and says:

lbhg : just tell me what i have to do.

shiny black panther : not you girl, but we....



the next day, the dynamic duo approach the yellow monster's dwelling... as they encroach on the yellow den, a thick miasma overcomes them and a low guttural roar is heard...

lbhg: are you sure we can do this???

shiny black panther: you can count on me...

as they creep forward stealthily, the yellow monster comes into view.

lbhg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the lbhg's shrieks alert the yellow monster,

but shiny black panther wastes no time in subdueing the yellow monster in one powerful swipe!

once again, peace was restored to AFland and the lbhg was one step closer to her destiny...

~*~*~*~*~* to be continued...

'the black haired girl #2'

yawning her first yawn in a decade and stretching her first stretch, the little black haired girl decided to make her way out of her room to explore the outside world.

but then.. the lbhg faced the problem that all youths faced before venturing into the outside world... the eternal question of :

what to wear???

the lbhg, who hardly needed any new clothes before, was discouraged and disheartened by the dearth of good clothes in her wardrobe... she let out the saddest pout she could muster and just sat in a corner all forlorn.

before she could even blink, she heard a voice say, "don't be sad, little black haired girl, i will help you."

she spun round, saying, "how do you know my name?"

"but why i didn't know that was your name, i just called you that based on my astute observational skills."

"well... then you must be shiny black panther?"

shiny black panther: well then, why not? shiny black panther it is.. well, little black haired girl? can i call you l.b.h.g. for short? well, what if i told you, i know where u can find nice clean new clothes?

lbhg: why where? tell me please!

shiny black panther: of course of course.. but first, don't you wanna know where i came from?

lbhg: not really...

shiny black panther: aren't you even surprised that i can talk? i'm a panther, mind you?

lbhg: no you're not a real panther, silly, you're a furry toy! (giggles)

shiny black panther: a toy??? a TOY? HAAAARUUUMPPH! you don't look very life-like yourself, if i might say so myself!

lbhg: okay, i'm sorry, i won't call you a toy anymore. just tell me where i can find clothes..

shiny black panther: then follow me....

~*~*~*~*~the adventure continues... stay tuned....

'the black haired girl.'

once upon a time, there was a little girl who had black hair. she was a very very lazy girl. all she did all day was eat, sleep and blow her nose. she did not even bathe every day like normal children did.




her poor father did not know what to do with her, so he put her in a room with food and water and left her there.


the room was so comfortable that the little girl immediately fell asleep on the bed and never moved again.

one day, the little girl had a dream. she dreamt that she was shopping and sipping iced coffees in nice cafes and watching movies with her girlfriends a lot. she also had a lof of new nice clothes to wear everyday. the little girl's heart skipped a little beat in her sleep.

the little girl opened her eyes and decided to leave the room.....


~*~*~*~*~*to be continued..................