'the black haired girl #3'
shiny black panther: okay. this is how it goes.... recently, there has been a yellow monster in the middle of AFland who hordes the little AF factories and prevents manufactured clothes from getting to the needy masses...
lbhg: what kind of clothes does AF have?
shiny black panther whips out a black pda with a luminous lcd screen. pressing a few buttons (with claws, not stylus - no opposable thumbs), he flashes the screen to lbhg.
shiny black panther: this is what we're talking about:
the lbhg stares in awe and esteem. for 5 seconds, she seems lost in her own fantasy world...
regaining her composure, she looks the shiny black panther square in his eyes and says:
lbhg : just tell me what i have to do.
shiny black panther : not you girl, but we....the next day, the dynamic duo approach the yellow monster's dwelling... as they encroach on the yellow den, a thick miasma overcomes them and a low guttural roar is heard...
lbhg: are you sure we can do this???
shiny black panther: you can count on me...
as they creep forward stealthily, the yellow monster comes into view.
lbhg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the lbhg's shrieks alert the yellow monster,
but shiny black panther wastes no time in subdueing the yellow monster in one powerful swipe!
once again, peace was restored to AFland and the lbhg was one step closer to her destiny...
~*~*~*~*~* to be continued...
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